I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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