Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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