I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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