u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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