Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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