i just wanna soil my oats bro
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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