with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'd cum for enchiladas.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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