I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
They have beer where we have blood.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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