Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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