That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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We had to coat check the pizza.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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