dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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