About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i dont even know how to be here
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We need to get me chipped asap
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize