think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
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I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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