we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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