I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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