At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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