ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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