Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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