Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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