i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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