your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
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there was a trapeze. enough said
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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