he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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