Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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