She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
How's work?
Spinning.
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Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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