Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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