Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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