Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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