from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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