You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...