i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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