zippers are such a cool invention
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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