Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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