nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
i think im in europe. pls send help
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I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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