just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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