This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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