singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize