I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
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Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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