Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
He has the fingertips of a God
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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