I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Randomize