I wanna passion pit in your ass
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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