he thought i was a dude.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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