how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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