too bad you live with your parents still
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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