We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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