Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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