at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
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The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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