You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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