The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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