he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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