Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
