everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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