I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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