we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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