Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I think people are normalizing furries
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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