She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Randomize