I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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