Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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